Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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