Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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