your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Randomize
