Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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