I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
zippers are such a cool invention
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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