Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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