I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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