woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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