Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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