your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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