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(218): View more from Minnesota

No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.

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(585): View more from New York

I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..

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(443): View more from Maryland

I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.

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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?

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(850): View more from Florida

Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?

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