I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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