It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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