well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
