Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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