We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
North Korea, Best Korea!
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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