somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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