You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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