i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Randomize
