mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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