D3 body, D1 cock
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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