ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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