You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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