Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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