Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
