Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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