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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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