tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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