and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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