There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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