The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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