Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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