No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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