Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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