if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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