didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i think i have herpe
just one?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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