wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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