and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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