i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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