Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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