let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I got inside last night via doggy door
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
