i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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