I heard we made out
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
