East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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