She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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