he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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