You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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