There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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