3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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