Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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