do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
