Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
